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MOUTHOLOGY
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Raspberry Viniagrette

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Wendy's

Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Martini's (Ah, memories...and peanut butter and banada martinis)

Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: Enough

Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Can diet Pepsi or Coke Zero count?

Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: Pepperoni, bacon, pineapple and mushrooms

Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter and chedder cheese (the real stuff, not that processed crap)

TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Monkey man jumping on grandpa's waterbed. We were playing 5 little monkeys.

Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A: Steve and I have one TV.

BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Righty. Steve's my lefty.

Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: All my wisdon teeth. And monkey (emerg. C-section after 12 hours of hard labour and at 10 cms.)

Q: When was the last time you had a cavity?
A: I dunno. It's been years since I've been to a denist. I don't like them.

Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: Big boxes at work.

Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: Not that I can remember.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: Yep. I like to plan and to plan up to that day would be nice.

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: If I changed my name I would never know when someone is calling me. I'm too use to my own name.

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Green?

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: Yep. I've swallowed many tongue rings.

Q: Have you ever saved someones life?
A: Nope.

Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A: Nope.

DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: Um...No. I don't think so.

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: Hmm...Nah. I'm kinda attached to them.

Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: Do cows moo?

Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: If I was more comfortable with myself, sure. But since I'm not, it's a no.

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. Make it $10,000 and you have a deal. Money upfront and in money order form, thank you.

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: Not in this life time.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nada. I'm in comfy pants. No pockets.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never watched it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: The house I'm in right now has carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Both. Depends on mood and time. I used to love just sitting there, letting the water hit me while I thought. Very relaxing. No time for that now.

Q: Would you live with roommates?
A: I would only if that roommate was Steve.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Two, I think.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Two years ago this coming July. I was speeding (130 in a 90 zone). I started crying and told the cop I just found out I was pregant (the truth) and I had to tell my boyfriend (not true, he knew already). And then I tried to get the cop to hold my pregancy test (which was in my purse because...well, because I still didn't quite believe it myself yet). He wouldn't take it, but he let me off with a warning.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Top 8 of what?

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: On phone, Missy.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Work

Q: Last person you hugged?
A: Monkey

Q: Last person to stick their foot in your face?
A: Monkey. I was "eatting" his feet.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 10

Q: Season?
A: Toss up between spring and fall

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Always

Q: Mood?
A: Very tired. A little sick.

Q: Listening to?
A: The air being pushed through the vents. And the dog snoring.

Q: Watching?
A: Words appearing on the computer screen, right before my eyes! It's amazing.

Q: Worrying about?
A: This, that, nothing, everything...I'm a worrywart and I'm okay with that.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Sleep.

Q: What's the last movie you saw in theater?
A: Ummm...Simpson Movie last year. I don't get out much.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: I try.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try.