Monday, March 24, 2008

Mr. Spidy Jim

R.I.P Jim Meyer



Your life was cut too short on Friday, 21, 2008 at the tender age of 22. You leave behind a dream of becoming a firefighter, broken hearts and a beautiful baby girl.
I'll always remember you as that crazy kid. I'll think of you everytime I see my Tinkerbell.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Tagged, again

MOUTHOLOGY
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Raspberry Viniagrette

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Wendy's

Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Martini's (Ah, memories...and peanut butter and banada martinis)

Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: Enough

Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Can diet Pepsi or Coke Zero count?

Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: Pepperoni, bacon, pineapple and mushrooms

Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter and chedder cheese (the real stuff, not that processed crap)

TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Monkey man jumping on grandpa's waterbed. We were playing 5 little monkeys.

Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A: Steve and I have one TV.

BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Righty. Steve's my lefty.

Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: All my wisdon teeth. And monkey (emerg. C-section after 12 hours of hard labour and at 10 cms.)

Q: When was the last time you had a cavity?
A: I dunno. It's been years since I've been to a denist. I don't like them.

Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: Big boxes at work.

Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: Not that I can remember.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: Yep. I like to plan and to plan up to that day would be nice.

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: If I changed my name I would never know when someone is calling me. I'm too use to my own name.

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Green?

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: Yep. I've swallowed many tongue rings.

Q: Have you ever saved someones life?
A: Nope.

Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A: Nope.

DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: Um...No. I don't think so.

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: Hmm...Nah. I'm kinda attached to them.

Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: Do cows moo?

Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: If I was more comfortable with myself, sure. But since I'm not, it's a no.

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. Make it $10,000 and you have a deal. Money upfront and in money order form, thank you.

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: Not in this life time.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nada. I'm in comfy pants. No pockets.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never watched it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: The house I'm in right now has carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Both. Depends on mood and time. I used to love just sitting there, letting the water hit me while I thought. Very relaxing. No time for that now.

Q: Would you live with roommates?
A: I would only if that roommate was Steve.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Two, I think.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Two years ago this coming July. I was speeding (130 in a 90 zone). I started crying and told the cop I just found out I was pregant (the truth) and I had to tell my boyfriend (not true, he knew already). And then I tried to get the cop to hold my pregancy test (which was in my purse because...well, because I still didn't quite believe it myself yet). He wouldn't take it, but he let me off with a warning.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Top 8 of what?

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: On phone, Missy.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Work

Q: Last person you hugged?
A: Monkey

Q: Last person to stick their foot in your face?
A: Monkey. I was "eatting" his feet.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 10

Q: Season?
A: Toss up between spring and fall

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Always

Q: Mood?
A: Very tired. A little sick.

Q: Listening to?
A: The air being pushed through the vents. And the dog snoring.

Q: Watching?
A: Words appearing on the computer screen, right before my eyes! It's amazing.

Q: Worrying about?
A: This, that, nothing, everything...I'm a worrywart and I'm okay with that.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Sleep.

Q: What's the last movie you saw in theater?
A: Ummm...Simpson Movie last year. I don't get out much.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: I try.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Home

Steve's home.
For good.
He decided not to go back to Australia.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Birthday

Monkey enjoying his new recliner from Mommy and Daddy.

Birthday boy and balloons. The whole dinning room was full of balloons.

What happened to the cake? I see finger marks...


That's what happened to the cake! Mommy left the cake a little too close to monkey.


Opening presents with Daddy.

If you're on my facebook, there's a ton more photos there.

Until next time...

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Monkey is one year old.
Monkey is 12 months old.
Monkey is 52 weeks old.
Monkey has lived one full year.

May I cry now?

I am so proud of my little monkey man. I can't remember what life was like without him. Even though I am still physically healing from having him and all the problems afterwards, I look at him today and am filled with love. He's smart, kind, curious and a bundle of energy.

**Blogger isn't letting me upload pictures, so I will try to post one later of Monkey and his birthday fun**
Until next time...

**This is an edited post. I had originally written monkey is 24 months old. I am a knob. What can I say? I was rushing through the post so I could go decorate the birthday cake. Lesson learned...Rushing leads to not thinking straight or proof-reading. Feel free to laugh at me. Really. Go ahead. I don't mind. I'm laughing at myself too.**

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Seven Random Things

I've been tagged by the awesome Jeni (aka Pepsigirl at BG).
Here's seven random things about me:

1. I *heart* Degrassi. I think it steams back to when we were living in Quebec and one of the few English shows was Degrassi Jr High and Degrassi High. I like it best when the show is about one of the old characters (Snake, Spike, Joey, Catilin anybody?).

2. I am extremely clumsy! Know anyone else who managed to hole punch a finger? Thank goodness it didn't go all the way through. On Monday I had a run in with a door. See picture. I drop almost everything. Lucky for monkey I haven't dropped him.

3. Whenever I try some sort of food, candy, gum, etc, and I don't like it, I will pretend it's good to get someone else to try it too. It's like doing a favor. How is someone going to know just how bad it is just by my description? Plus it's no fun to be the only one with a bad taste in my mouth.

4. I have a weakness for fun panties, bras and socks. My dresser drawers are overflowing with them. I do not own a single pair of basic, one colour socks. Even my workout socks have designs (breast cancer socks...Fun, mostly pink and money gone to a good cause). My workout bras are either funky colours or have designs. Same with my everyday undergarments. Plain colours and no designs just don't make the cut.

5. I'm not sure if I ever want to get married. I've already spent thousands of dollars on a wedding that never happened. I don't want to waste that kind of money again. I love Steve with all my heart, mind and soul and I see us together for a very long time. I'd rather buy a house with him than spend money on a one day event. We're already out of sync with the norm; we have a child together. We look like a married couple, we act like a married couple, we talk like a married couple; we're just missing the little piece of dead tree saying we're married.

6. If Steve asks me to marry him, I'd probably say yes, dispite all I just wrote for #5, just for the pretty, new *princess-for-a-day* dress. My first (and only, so far) wedding gown was stolen by the steamtress. Good thing the shithead cheated on me or I would have had nothing to wear to my own wedding.

7. When I was little I *knew* I was going to be a rock star when I grew up. I practiced everyday. I would sing, I would dance, I would recite acceptance speeches, I would have practice interviews with myself and I would try to be just like my favourite stars. Reality set in when I realized I can't sing to save my life. I've been a lost soul since.

I'm suppost to tag seven people now. I don't know who to tag. Becca? Do you want to try? Jeni already tagged some of the BG bloggers. I'll tag Tiersa and Jeanette, Linda and Lori.
It's not seven but it'll have to do.
Until next time...